The Morning News Express

The Morning News Express

Guys, Signs you have it together

Nobody says you have to grow up overnight, but taking solid, steady, grown-up steps will reap benefits – and help you score higher quality women.

Here’s a rundown of some of those steps, some signs that you actually have your act together:

  • You've been asked to look after friends' babies, houses or pets.
  • You've owned the same pair of sunglasses for over a year.
  • When you bring a girl back to your place, you don't have to think too hard about the state it's in – it's probably fine.
  • You never use the same towel for over a week.
  • You always get your holiday shopping done early.
  • You always remember to charge your phone.
  • Your fridge contains some variety of fruits or vegetables, and it's not even close to being rotten.
  • You never run out of toothpaste.
  • You own two sets of sheets.
  • You bring your lunch with you at least twice a week.
  • You know how to iron a shirt. (

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